Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Stolen!

Hey all, so yesterday was a great day.... I went to class for apparently no reason because nothing of importance was covered, my sinuses were going so crazy my head felt like it was going to explode, and when I got out of class yesterday, my beloved beach cruiser was nowhere to be found! That's right folks, UCR is a campus full of thieves with Christmas cheer! I suspect the thief is one of those people you find on craigslist who have over 50 bikes in their back yard that are in decent, but used condition, and are on sale for less than half of their normal price for some reason! I think the Riverside Police would do well to just get a list of registered serial numbers on bikes, go there with a hidden camera and try and spot a couple. I'm pretty sure they wont be disappointed.

In lesser news, Atlanta was just plain amazing. I had so much fun visiting my girlfriend and her family this past week, I just didn't want to leave! Black Friday was great, I got some new Oakleys for half price and even got a few gifts for the family while I was at it!

Obama and Hillary are now formally partners in crime in the White House. Yesterday he announced her as his Secretary of State, adding another powerful addition to our liberal army of evil! The Fed also announced that we have been in a full fledged recession since last year, and that times were looking to get even tougher in the coming months! Predictably, Wall-Street panicked and lost over half of everything they gained last week. It is seriously amazing how fickle and stupid investors seem to be. Nobody has faith in a volitile economic system for a reason right now, but if they were to try and try this thing called saving for a change, things might look better faster! Oh well, we know it will never happen in America, Asia is the only place that can get it right. Just my .02

~David

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